“He certainly
doesn’t rep-
resent the
values and
goals of the
Democratic
Party.”
— REP. CAROLYN
MALONEY (D, NY), ON NEW
YORK MAYORAL CANDIDATE
AND SERIAL SEXTER ANTHONY
WEINER (D, NY), QUOTED AT
BREITBART.COM
He’s the Party’s Poster Boy.
The Flagstaff. And future
Head Honcho.
“It’ll be long. It’ll be hard.
But you can win it.”
— BILL CLINTON, TO KENTUCKY
DEMOCRATS, ON RACE AGAINST
SEN. MITCH MCCONNELL
(R, KY), AP
The Viagra Monologues.
“He broke up with me.”
— MATT DAMON,
ACTOR, CRITICIZING
OBAMA, QUOTED AT
MEDIAITE.COM
I hear Bill Clinton is
available. And Weiner’s
still on the prowl.
“Well, America, we’ve made
it through the worst of
yesterday’s winds. We just
have to have the courage to
keep moving forward. We’ve
got to set our eyes on the
horizon. We will find an
ocean of tomorrows. We will
find a sky of tomorrows for
the American people…”
— BARACK OBAMA, SPEECH
AT KNOX COLLEGE, GALESBURG,
IL, AT WHITEHOUSE.GOV
Obama’s oceans of tomorrows
are made of red ink. His
sky of tomorrows: hot air.
“The one unifying principle
in the Republican Party at
the moment is making sure
that 30 million people don’t
have health care.”
— BARACK OBAMA, PRESS
CONFERENCE, FOX NEWS
What, are they delaying parts
of Obamacare? Oh wait,
you’re the one doing that.
“[Republicans’] central eco-
nomic plan that they’re current-
ly presenting involves making
sure that 50 million Americans
cannot get health insurance…”
— BARACK OBAMA, INTERVIEW
IN THE NEW YORK TIMES
What, are they giving their
political cronies waivers? Oh
wait, you’re the one doing that.
STUPID QUOTES
“We’re not broke, there’s
plenty of money, it’s just the
government doesn’t have it.”
— REP. KEITH ELLISON (D, MN),
EXPLAINING THAT “THE GOVERNMENT HAS
A RIGHT” TO THE MONEY, “TO RUN THE
PROGRAMS OF THE UNITED STATES,”
QUOTED AT BREITBART.COM
Yet. The government doesn’t have it … yet.
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“If it works, it will be
pretty darn popular.”
— BARACK OBAMA, ON
OBAMACARE, IN THE NEW
YORK TIMES ARTICLE, “OBAMA
INTENDS TO LET HEALTH
CARE LAW PROVE CRITICS
WRONG BY SUCCEEDING”
And when it doesn’t work,
you’ll lie.
“One of the advantages we
have is that we still have
family members who are not
only middle class, but we’ve
got some family members who
are poor. Malia and Sasha have
cousins who know what it’s
like to struggle and know what
it’s like to have to scrape by.”
— BARACK OBAMA, ON KEEPING
HIS KIDS GROUNDED, CNN
George Obama, living in
his hut unassisted by his
brother the President of
the United States, was
unavailable for comment.
~
“I am comfortable
that the [NSA] program
currently is not
being abused.”
— BARACK OBAMA, PRESS
CONFERENCE, AP
Likewise, you’re
comfortable with the
IRS. We get it.
“HOUSE
REPUBLICANS
SET TO DEFY
OBAMA ARE
MOSTLY WHITE
MEN.”
— ACTUAL HEADLINE,
BLOOMBERG NEWS
What if they only
defy Obama’s
white half?
Depends what the meaning
of “we” is.
“We don’t have a
domestic spying program.”
— BARACK OBAMA, TO JAY LENO,
QUOTED BY THE WEEKLY STANDARD